BEAT THEORANGE
HOW TO PLAY
- TAP / SWIPEstrike — HIT tools: ←/→ backhand, ↑ uppercut, ↓ slam
- HOLDkeep hitting — saw, flamer & piss fire while held
- DODGE / TAP AWAYevade when the cue turns red — a second finger can dodge while you hold
- LOADOUT · POWERtap a weapon in your tray — tap POWER to fire a power-up at him
- CLICK / ENTERstrike — hold to repeat; drag HIT tools ←/→/↑/↓
- DODGE / SPACEevade when the cue turns red — keep attacking while you dodge
- 1–6pick a weapon from your loadout
- R Tfire / cycle your power-ups
- QE / WHEELprevious / next weapon
- PMFpause / mute / fullscreen
HITtap, swipe, hold
HOLDfire while held
THROWlob it at him
POWERlimited: grab cratesRUNS: three acts, 17 stages, a BOSS ends each act (his first K.O. is RIGGED) · start with the BOOT, one more weapon and 3 LIVES · weapons leave statuses on him (soaked, burning, shocked, filthy, bleeding, airborne) and the appointees you hire react to them: water conducts, filth burns · every win pays BRIBES and a card draft (reroll or skip for bribes; shady deals carry a curse) · then pick your ROUTE: a fight, an ELITE for better loot, or a detour to a shop, an event or golf · win a run to unlock the next TERM · each stage he is WEAK to some of your weapons (×1.5) and rolls a rule · fill RAGE for a cartoon FATALITY · dodge his rants or lose YOUR health · points unlock more cards for future drafts · crates and 15-hit combos give POWER-UPS · 3 different tools in 6s boost score and frenzy · a last-second dodge earns a counter-hit.